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If I had a farm, I'd want one of these. Actually, I don't have a farm, but I still want one of these.

The Associated Press has finally decided that we don't need to capitalise 'internet' any more, something I suggested here over six years ago in accordance with Quentin's Law of Technological Pervasiveness.

(Oh, and that came five years after Quentin's Second Law, just FYI.)

I would like to propose a revision to the traditional blessing, which is a little more optimistic, but still covers all eventualities.

For what we are about to receive
We are most truly thankful.
May the Lord make us even more so.
(Above all, if we need it,
After we receive it.)