Sorry, people, but I had to write something, having read no less than three posts today by writers who didn't know the difference between 'uninterested' and 'disinterested'. You can see how that would rankle.

The majority of the time, you probably want 'uninterested'. That means not paying attention to something because you don't find it stimulating enough. 'Disinterested', on the other hand, means 'impartial': having, say, no financial interest in the outcome of a deal. (For anyone even more pedantic than me, I realise that this distinction only became clear in the early 18th century. But I think that should have given most bloggers enough time to catch on by now.)

Anyway, it's very easy: all you need to do is to remember the phrase my English teacher told me, many moons ago... Are you ready?

"A good judge is disinterested."

There. Isn't that easy? Thank you for your attention, everyone. Now I can go to bed with a weight off my mind.