I just love Tom Stoppard. Tidying up old files in old folders I came across this from Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead:

R: I don't believe in it anyway. G: What? R: England. G: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
Here's another. They're discussing Hamlet.
The Player: The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz: Good God. We're out of our depths here. The Player: No, no, no! He hasn't got a daughter! The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz: The old man is? The Player: Hamlet... in love... with the old man's daughter... the old man... thinks. Rosencrantz: Ah.
More good stuff here.